Russian Hugh Hefner and the playmate of the month?*

Russian Hugh Hefner and the playmate of the month?*

By
MISHA FIRER

Donning the same droopy bunny ears headband Patriarch said that it doesn’t matter if the child is Buddhist, Muslim, or Jewish, the church he's standing in is just a decoration and he’s an undercover KGB agent and no country in the world views Russian Orthodox Church as a religion anyways, and he personally didn’t choose to be a patriarch - he sold bootleg cigarettes and worked for KGB and got into this bunny ear headband business quite by accident but it’s a lucrative career all the same.

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Who’s the old man with floppy bunny ears headband and the ginger head? Russian Hugh Hefner and the playmate of the month?

This is Kirill Gundyaev, Patriarch of Moscow and Kievan Rus' … the latter is in the past because Kyiv doesn’t take orders from Kirilly anymore.
The ginger woman is Maria Butina, a KGB agent and a serious nymphomaniac who slept with half of National Rifle Associations convention.

Ironically, she receives Order of the Holy Equal-to-the-Apostles Princess Olga II degree named in honour of a regent of Kievan Rus.' Yep, it’s in the Ukraine.

Moscovy, a spiritual heir to Mongol Empire, cannot conquer Kyiv after 10 months of military efforts, and hands out Ukrainian medals as if they achieved victory.

After the award ceremony of the honey pot with the order on behalf of the neighbour country, Patriarch recorded a message for the obligatory lesson “Talks About Important” that was shown in every school in Russia to students from grade 1 through 11th.

Donning the same droopy bunny ears headband Patriarch said that it doesn’t matter if the child is Buddhist, Muslim, or Jewish, the church he's standing in is just a decoration and he’s an undercover KGB agent and no country in the world views Russian Orthodox Church as a religion anyways, and he personally didn’t choose to be a patriarch - he sold bootleg cigarettes and worked for KGB and got into this bunny ear headband business quite by accident but it’s a lucrative career all the same.

Then Kiril spoke about war, because that’s what religious leaders talk about with six years olds, don’t they?

“For the Russian people it’s always been importune to do good deeds” like killing children and women in Ukraine and blowing up their electric system to freeze to death 40 million people or force them to migrate to Europe to cause immigration crises because they like to do good deeds but actually it’s because they can’t win war with tanks and missiles since generals and Putin’s friends have stolen all the money earmarked to build them.

How ironic that during “Talk About Important” Putin’s chattel won’t dare to talk to children about what’s really important.
Morally bankrupt, corrupt, cowardly, with blood of innocent people on their hands these thieves lie with straight faces to the children of the nation.

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* The title is the editor's. The original text is in English. The author, who signs himself Misha Firer, claims that he lives in Moscow and has not left it until now.