PATRIARCH

Russian Hugh Hefner and the playmate of the month?*

By
MISHA FIRER

Who’s the old man with floppy bunny ears headband and the ginger head? Russian Hugh Hefner and the playmate of the month?

This is Kirill Gundyaev, Patriarch of Moscow and Kievan Rus' … the latter is in the past because Kyiv doesn’t take orders from Kirilly anymore.
The ginger woman is Maria Butina, a KGB agent and a serious nymphomaniac who slept with half of National Rifle Associations convention.

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